teenjournalist:

United States Military now awarding Purple Heart badges to girls who cook naked

(via bippus)

bigandgreedy:

(via bippus)

firefox-official:

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

(via manywinged)

angelicguy:

getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don’t worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets “i love smoking cigarettes indoors”

(via wizardpotions)

girlballs:

girlballs:

what if there was a dog who was big

shoutout to your wife for being awesome

malistairedrake:

holmoris:

malistairedrake:

it’s the cupboard under the stairs

wizardpotions:

(via wizardpotions)

swordswaltz:

ohoho! unlucky for you, boy, you’ve activated my secret form! *extended magical girl transformation with music and different angles and sound effects that cuts abruptly to me dead on the floor*

(via wizard-email)

thefighter2-deactivated20200212:

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?

(via icaruspendragon)

greelin:

in the club getting soso so Fucking scared